Here’re The Signs You’re In A Committed Relationship With Your Coffeemaker

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1. Turning on your machine makes you come to life.

14 Signs You're In A Committed Relationship With Your Coffeemaker
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2. It’s the only thing you can stand to look at in the morning, and you wouldn’t be able to stand mornings at all without it.

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3. Sometimes, you find yourself longingly gazing at it, waiting for it to heat up.

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4. You wish you could take it with you everywhere you go, but know that it would likely interfere with your work.

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5. You don’t ever mind cleaning it, but when it comes to tidying your kitchen as a whole, that’s another story.

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Priorities.

 

6. When it comes to *other people* using it, you’d rather they not. It’s your baby.

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7. If someone does have the balls to ask to use it, you get super annoyed. And don’t care if they know it.

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8. You have to force yourself to give your coffeemaker some space… but usually cave in after a few hours — you can’t stand to be away from it for too long.

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9. When people ask about your love life, you admit that the only thing that’s been heating up lately is your go-to caffeine machine.

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10. The smell of freshly brewed liquid gives your nostrils a nose orgasm.

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And you aren’t afraid to admit that.

 

11. You’re feel guilty getting your fix anywhere outside of your own kitchen.

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12. You’ve kept the box and instruction manual “just in case,” but mostly, to commemorate the beginning of your union.

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13. You’d choose it over food or sleep, any day. Hell, you’d choose it over most people.

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14. Face it: If its powers stopped working, you’d stop working.

14 Signs You're In A Committed Relationship With Your Coffeemaker
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Source: buzzfeed.com

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