Behold the noble steed.
For decades, Disney has brought these majestic creatures into the homes of people across the world.
But it’s time we had a talk…
Disney horses are assholes.
They are just plain rude.
They have no control of their emotions.
Chill it, mouth breather.
They act entitled AF.
Dude, if you can stand on your hind legs, you can use your words. “Excuse me” is not that difficult.
They literally sit on you when you’re down.
I know this guy’s a baddie, but really. People wonder why the plague stuck around for so long.
They give zero fucks about anything you have to say.
Nah it’s cool, I made copies. Thanks for asking.
Most concerning, though, is how very aggressive they are.
Max, what you’re doing there — it’s exactly what killed Houdini.
Oh, I’m sorry that I didn’t bring my knife to A FREAKIN’ DISNEY MOVIE!
This is the 10th century. You know your girl doesn’t have access to a chiro.
Sorry to be so candid, Disney.
But your horses — they have got to check themselves.