1. Candy corn DOTS.
Bad candy paired with a more inferior kind of candy!!
2. Grilled shrimp PRINGLES.
3. Canned liquid CEREAL.
Cereal milk with already-soggy chunks. Appetizing.
4. Watermelon OREOS.
Mmmm the best of summer combined.
5. Squeezable BACON.
Always sacrifice taste and presentability for convenience, they say.
6. Mint vanilla MILK.
7. Popcorn TIC TACS.
Butter is a carb. Butter is candy. Butter is life. Eat more butter.
8. Pizza- and spaghetti-flavored SLUSHIES.
Whoever said pizza is just a solid food is wrong. PIzza can be so much more than that.
9. Rainbow sherbet CEREAL.
10. Peanut butter cup CANDY CORN.
Maybe this was Brach’s way of admitting that candy corn flavor was…not so great of an idea.
11. Cheese-flavored KIT KAT.
Cheesy chocolate in theory seems like a good idea…?
12. This peach MILK.
13. Blue raspberry PEEPS.
Ah, there was a period where blue raspberry really had a moment in manufacturing history.
14. Peeps-flavored MILK.
Maybe they form into peep-shaped puddles when they enter your stomach.
15. Passionfruit KIT KAT.
16. Mountain Dew CHEETOS.
17. Pizza BEER.
Gone are the days of pizza AND beer. A+ for efficiency.
18. This curry CHOCOLATE.
Basically blocks of curry. Might as well eat it over the toilet.
19. This veggie-filled ICE CREAM.
It’s even making a face that admits its sad existence.