1. This fish PENCIL POUCH ($20).
Luckily, it doesn’t smell bad. You can get one like this here.
2. These sushi TOWELS ($17.30).
Delicious? Available here.
3. These fruit-like CANDLES ($8).
Pretty enough to eat. You can get these here and here.
4. These pencil EARBUDS ($29).
5. These lined paper iPAD CASES ($14).
For the progressive traditionalist. Available here.
6. This potato chip PILLOW ($16).
At least it lasts longer than a real bag of chips! Buy it here.
7. These chewing gum MAGNETS ($8).
HA HAR HA. Tell ‘em how you really feel. Get them here.
8. These cracker NOTEBOOKS ($12.50).
For the friend who can never stop thinking about snacking. Available here.
9. This pizza JIGSAW PUZZLE ($18).
The best way to throw a pizza party. Available here.
10. These syringe HIGHLIGHTERS ($2.50).
For the friend who has to endure medical school. Get them here.
11. This burrito YOGA BAG ($40).
12. These macaron COIN PURSES ($14).
Oh, and they’re scented. Get them here.
13. This pair of legs LAP PILLOW ($25).
Everyone needs a personal lap. Get it here.
14. This cassette TAPE DISPENSER ($21).
Legit vintage. Get it here.
15. These cigarette PENCILS ($11).
Acceptable “smoking: in public areas. Get them here.
16. This giant bear SLEEPING BAG ($2,350).
Perfect for encountering real bears when camping. Just sleep. Order here.
18. These chopstick PENCILS ($5).
Dream life = eating and writing at the SAME TIME. Buy them here.
19. This ceramic notebook TRAY ($25).
Hi, here’s a “stack of paper”…to hold your food. Buy it here.
20. This floppy disk TABLE ($930).
It even comes with a secret storage slot. Buy it here.
21. This “hinge” PACKING TAPE ($13).
For the packaging aficionado. Buy it here.
22. These balloon LAMPS ($56).
So, you stole a balloon from Chick-fil-A. Thanks. Get them here.
23. This book TENT ($439).
Live out your fantasy in the wiiiiiild. Customize your own reading tent here.
24. This cinema PLACEMAT ($7.30).
For the friend who netflixes and eats. Available here.
25. This crumpled paper THROW PILLOW ($20).
Crumpled trash is the pinnacle of true love. Available here.