Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Actually Good

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1. “What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
ABC

—Submitted by Shel Springer via Facebook

 

2. “My dad literally told me this one last week: ‘Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
Paramount

—Submitted by Laura Kathleen via Facebook

 

3. “A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
ESPN

—Submitted by Trenton Taylor via Facebook

 

4. “Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
Fox

—Submitted by Sara Spicer via Facebook

 

5. “Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
NBC

—Submitted by Robert Jaberg via Facebook

 

6. “Me: ‘Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: ‘Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
20th Century Fox

—Submitted by erikg12

 

7. “Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 
Because he was a little horse!”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
Paramount Pictures

—Submitted by dhoustonjr

 

8. “Me: ‘Hey, I was thinking…
’ My dad: ‘I thought I smelled something burning.’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
ESPN

—Submitted by lalita357

 

9. “How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
Comedy Central

—Submitted by Ken Hull via Facebook

 

10. “Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, ‘Do you know why I can’t be buried there?’ And we all say, ‘Why not?’ And he says, ‘Because I’m not dead yet!’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good

—Submitted by katiel87

 

11. “Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good

—Submitted by Brett Rosenbach via Facebook

 

12. “I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
Dreamworks

—Submitted by AJ Dunleavy via Facebook

 

13. “How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
CNN

—Submitted via Facebook by Sean McCarroll

 

14. “When I went to choir practice — 
Dad: ‘Don’t forget a bucket.’ 
Me: ‘Why?’ 
Dad: ‘To carry your tune.’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
ABC

—Submitted by sarahcoker

 

15. “Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
NBC

—Submitted by Kevin Kohr via Facebook

 

16. “We were getting fast food when the lady at the window said, ‘Any condiments?’ My dad responded, ‘Compliments? You look very nice today!’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
Paramount Pictures

—Submitted by adultingishard

 

17. “A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
ABC

—Submitted by Andrew Ross Maxwell via Facebook

 

18. “Anytime I do something smart my dad says, ‘Wow, you’re a fart smella…I mean smart fella!’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
HBO

—Submitted by Brady Barnhart via Facebook

 

19. “I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
NBC

—Submitted by Crhannon37

 

20. “How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
AMC

—Submitted by sjd2001

 

21. “On all of my medical forms growing up my dad wrote ‘red’ for my blood type. To this day no one knows my actual blood type.”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
New Line Cinema

—Submitted by Bowsandkurtzies

 

22. “What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
CBS

—Submitted by alexd46eac8320

 

23. “My dad’s name is Phil, and whenever I finish eating and say, ‘Dad, I’m full,’ he always replies, ‘No, I’m full; you’re Ruby.’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
BBC

— Submitted by ruby-jeanm

 

24. “5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
NBC

—Submitted by ryliea

 

25. “My dad got me with this one: ‘Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good

—Submitted by heatherrmp

 

26. “A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
NBC

—Submitted by Brad Flaherty via Facebook

 

27. “Every time someone bends over my dad makes a farting noise. He’s done it for almost 60 years and I’m certain he has no intention of slowing down.”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
TBS

—Submitted by samanthaerink

 

28. “What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
BBC

—Submitted by Gina Gale via Facebook

 

29. “I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’”

29 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good
20th Century Fox

—Submitted by ansolle98

Source: buzzfeed.com

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